Yelley

From The Quiki

yelley, formerly known as toastess, used to live in Japan where she spent her days talking at small Japanese children in hopes that they would absorb some English ability. But now her Asian adventures are over and she has returned to Yankeeland.

Contents 1 Forum Life 2 Meat Life 3 Likes 4 Dislikes 5 Random yelley Trivia 6 External Links

Forum Life

yelley joined the forum in late May of 2004, after being introduced to the webcomic by Samari. Sometimes she posts often, sometimes she just lurks, either way her presence seems to be mostly unrecognized. She frequently makes an appearance in Gabbly where she rarely contributes to the conversation in a constructive manner, except to monopolize the conversation to discuss knitting with Edith, Ally, and Heather.

yelley was the co-organiser of QCon 2008 a.k.a. Tronnocon along with tommydski.

Meat Life

In meat life yelley is a wanderlust 20-something that talks incessantly but rarely says anything of worth. She barely escaped from the Catholic clutches of the University of Notre Dame in May 2005 with a bachlor's degree in biology. Most of her time was spent memorizing the inner workings of crocodile hearts and bowling, because she is super awesome like that. Her degree sat useless as she spent a year in Japan, where she worked a job that required nothing more than a degree and a pulse. Though the job was total junk, she enjoyed living in Japan as it afforded her the opportunity to travel to places of ridiculous awesomeness, including many major cities of Japan, Seoul, Korea, Bangkok and Chiang Mai, Thailand, and Beijing, China. She took a lot of pictures, would you like to see them?

Upon returning to the Muricka, yelley met up with forumer SomeOtherGuy and promptly turned him into The Boy. She took a job as a vaccine manufacturing technician in Lansing, MI where she was an upstanding member of society until her racist macrame skills led her to unemployment. After a harsh summer of struggling to make ends meet, yelley found a new job as a food microbiologist. She took The Boy and relocated for the job, which required her to move between Yuma, Arizona and Salinas, California with the produce growing seasons. Unfortunately the plans for the new laboratory never came to fruition and she was laid off and left stranded in California with only a meager severance pay to comfort her. After a brief stint with another lab, she found a job a food micro supervisor, requiring yet another relocation. She is currently happy in her position, for the time being at least.

Due to her history of snatching boys from the QC forums and disappearing with them to her lair, yelley can be classified as an internet predator. She is notable though, because adam (IronOxide) <3s her.

Likes

• the obvious three
• bunnies and bun7nies
• chapstick
• 日本と日本語
• Scrabble
• Tolkien
• knitting and crocheting

Dislikes

• SASHIMI
• improper grammar
• people who misuse words such as travesty

Random yelley Trivia

• The eldest of three daughters, she was born on May 14, 1984.
• She knows how to tie proper nooses.
• She doesn't have a uvula.

External Links

Yarny Blog
Personal LiveJournal
Japan LiveJournal
MySpace
Facebook
Lastfm
QC Profile