League of Discerning Gentlemen for the Cultivation of Facial Hair
From The Quiki
The League of Discerning Gentlemen for the Cultivation of Facial Hair is a conglomerate of decent free-standing men who campaign for the right to grow and enjoy facial hair in the face of female oppression. Be it mustache, beard, chinstrap, whiskers or elaborate sideburns we welcome you to our fold.
We reject the idea that we should be forced to shave and control our beautiful god-given facial hair. Too many men have fallen naked recently on the behest of women who withhold sex and snogging privileges. Do not let this threat hang over your head beard brothers! After all we have internets, cable television and sports. Let them go without! Let us cast off the shackles of female oppression! Rise up! Throw out your razor blades!
The following forumites are card-carrying members of The League of Discerning Gentlemen for the Cultivation of Facial Hair (LDGCFH) -