Johnny C

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Johnny C is kind of okay, I guess.

Contents 1 Beard Status 2 Meat Life 3 Various Kickassery 4 Near-Death Experiences 5 External Links

Beard Status

Johnny C currently has no beard.

Meat Life

Johnny is in the process of wrapping up his final semester in the Education faculty at the University of Regina, after which he plans to switch into the Arts faculty and blow through all of his parents' money. He writes reviews and articles for the student newspaper and prefers that to actual coursework. He sometimes makes music, dons a Kangol cap and wears scarves, but not necessarily all three at once.

Various Kickassery

Johnny is single-handedly responsible for killing Good Charlotte in a large fireball. He is quoted as having said, among other things, "BITCHES LEAVE".

Sometimes Johnny cries. It is manly to be in touch with your feelings.

Johnny C's been a fan of yours since Destination: Hell.

Near-Death Experiences

Moiche shot Johnny in Reno. However, Johnny apparently outlived his assailant.

External Links

AMBER ALERT