Hairy Joe Bob

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It's a little known fact that HJB is in fact blind.

Hairy Joe Bob is an Irish forumite currently residing in Brighton & Hove, England. He was the first ever member of the QC forums, five whole years ago! As well as swanning around on the beach, drinking in pubs, and writing surreal comedy, he likes to hang around on gabbly and demand cock sandwiches. He believes that IRC is the work of Satan.

This forumite likes cats, fish, Guinness, dark rum. real ales and has a mild phobia of banks. He has possessed a fine beard for much of his adult life and often has long hair (principally for the purpose of hiding behind).

Musically Hairy Joe Bob has wide-ranging taste, specifically breakbeat, good house music, indie, punk, folk and alt-country. One of his heroes is Julian Cope and he is very fond of dramatic 80s indie with lots of bombast and sweeping synths. He has a soft spot for bleepy electronica as well and hopes that if an afterlife exists it is just an endless sea of white with Aphex Twin's 'Polynomial C' playing on constant repeat. Do not ever mention British Sea Power to him if you're in a rush to get anywhere because he will bang on for several days about how good they are until everyone has left and gone to a fucking Oasis concert. He hates Oasis.

Hairy Joe Bob possesses a tiny duplicate, the result of a temporal anomaly.

Hairy Joe Bob is the sheer and pure essence of FUCK YOU.

Current Nemesis: redglasscurls

Current Beard Status: Stubbly.

HJB with his nose in some amyl nitrites - it's not illegal you know!.

1 Meat Life
- 1.1 Plays & little films HJB has performed in
2 Forum People Met In Meat Life
3 External Links

Meat Life

Pete is 25 and lives in sunny Brighton, England. He is an actor, writer and comedian with a penchant for tea, cakes and procrastination. He enjoys idling about and being a lazy bastard. His university career ended in disaster and failure due to both him not caring and all the drugs he was exposed to. Pete loves drugs. His favourite word is 'elbow'.