Darryl's Dictionary
From The Quiki
Originally intended to be a list of words invented by Spinless that are acceptable for use in select games of Scrabbly, this page has subsequently become a lexicon for words created by users. Also known as the 'Darryltionary', it was named after Spinless' remarkable work in the field of word mutation.
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A
- Abaloney (adj) - To behave like an abalone.
- or (noun) The opposite of baloney.
B
- Bothing (verb) - when two people are in agreement about something (eg. "we're bothing on the biking idea"). Also, doing one action on two objects at once.
C
- Coldplay (verb) - Masturbating somewhere when it's 5 degrees or below
- Crewd (adjective) - Being crude and lewd at once.
D
E
- Ehard (adjective) - to act tough on the internet.
- Emoral (adjective) - committing immoral acts on the internet.
- Equeer (noun or adjective) - To be queer on the internet.
- Equeeron (noun) - a gay alien on the internet.
- Etymologismists (noun) - a fake English professor.
- Europing (verb) - The act of travelling to Europe and partying hard without fear of repercussion thanks to the lax laws surrounding drugs, sex and loud obnoxious music.
F
- Fauxmosexual (noun) - a straight person who masquerades as a bi-sexual or a homosexual
- Flamp (noun) - a person so obese that light bends around them creating a halo-like glow effect.
- Fredge (noun) - Fresh fruit and vege.
G
- Gae (adjective) - Displays keen homosexual tendencies and/or theatrically camp in an admirable way.
H
- Homexicual (noun) - one who enjoys butt lickery because he is both homosexual and from Mexico. IE: Emilio.
- Homoactivity (verb) - the homosexual version of 'Sexploits'.
I
- iFapz (noun) - The new online store from Apple that sells masturbatory aids.
- iPodium - Goofy little iPod stand. Plural: iPodia
J
K
L
- Librarianophile (noun) - One who likes librarians.
- Librarianosexual (noun) - One who is sexually attracted to librarians.
M
- Mresh (verb) - to attack. Usually the attack is directed at the face of the offending person and is meant in jest, with little or no intent to actually injure. More often than not, the attack involves the use of teeth. Mreshing results in snogging approximately 80% of the time, so it should be used judiciously.
N
O
- Oldenids (noun) - An invertebrate subspecies of the Geriactric.
P
Q
- Queuroping (verb) - The act of waiting in the airport for hours while waiting to go europing.
- Quiffdom (noun) - The presence of a great quiff. 'I basked in his almighty Quiffdom.'
R
S
- Sementics (noun) - Discussion of the disposal or temporary storage of sperm.
- Sexploits (noun) - the details of a person's sexual activities.
- Smy (adjective) - A combination of Smug and Sly.
T
U
V
W
X
- XMOAUSLT (???) - the act of using up all your letters to get as many points as you can.