Calenlass

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Calenlass
Real Name: Katie Nickname(s): ???? Forum Account: Click Here Gender: female Birthday: 25 June 1987 Location: Atlanta, Georgia, USofA

Calenlass lurked for about 6 months on the QC forums before finally joining on 31 March 2005. Recently she hasn't been posting as much as she used to, probably due to the copious cropping-up of blog threads, which she abhors. She promises that things will go back to normal when shit gets less stupid.

As of the spring of 2007 she took a "medical leave of absence" from uni and lurked on the internets from her parents' basement in Atlanta for a while. Upon her return to school (a different one than previous) she moved 30 miles north of the city to one of the few places not considered "sketchy" in any way: Kennesaw. Things she wishes everyone to know include: 1) All stereotypes about West Virginia are true, and she has first-hand experience to back it up; 2) Do not go to West Virginia for ANY REASON unless you cannot avoid it without committing suicide; and 3) <DICK><. It should also be noted that she believes JRo gives excellent foot massages.

She likes knives and stabbing things, and as a creature of the night she will most likely drink her victims' blood. She follows the Tao of Skullfuckin'. She is also a noted fan of pirates (she tried the ninja thing and it just didn't work) and sometimes referred to as the Snoggings Faerie.

Calenlass travels a lot! Some people have mentioned being jealous, but she doesn't really care about that. Meeting up with people from the internets is one of her favourite hobbies. She is terribly excited about finally meeting the Canadians when she goes to Canadia for TronnoCon'08. Hooray shenanigans!

Her only certain goal in life at the moment is to hang out and just go with the flow, but drama and shit just keep flying her way.

SHE IS 5'5" ALREADY PEOPLE GEEZ

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Pengraffe/Cristi, Jeph, Mnementh, Tommydski, HairyJoeBob, Procto, Thanatos, Toba, Samari, fruitkat, thehoopiestfrood, Unosuke, Sam, E. Spaceman, Storm Rider, ZJGent, Seanbateman, Ruyi, quietnow, Oli, october1983, and some other people from #qc who aren't on the forums (kelly, Voodoo, eth0, thousand, pickle, cwj).