Barfy

From The Quiki

Barfy is a notorious QC forumite. Notorious for what exactly? No one is quite certain, and this only adds to her penumbra as a woman of mystery.

Some have said she is quite tall, some quite small. A learned Yogi, considered impossibly sage, contacted recently in deepest, most remote India, explained Barfy this way: "Barfy is not a person, not even an internet person, but a state of mind."

About the only things known about her are that she once worked in a morgue, and she loves Thundercats.

Rumors

Rumor has it that Barfy once beat a man to death with her boobs. While he was on fire, no less. Now that's a way to die.

Barfy is the most violently obscene person in the entire world. Please don't even try to contest this fact. Seriously.

It has often been pointed out that Barfy and the Porridge Fairy are never seen in the same place at the same time. Mysterious!

Barfy was engagedto E. Spaceman but sadly it was not meant to be. She was then engaged to Spinless but this also ended badly. She has since moved to Manhattan to study at NYU.

Barfy created The Skid from marijuana and love.

See Also

Whitey, Porridge Fairy